Hawt Wreck This Journal

[Petunia]

Wow! What a neat concept! I dunno if anyone has seen this, I'm guessing my spirit twin @Dharma1521 has.

How fun would it be if we all got one ($9.99 on Amazon) and we post some of the funny entries.
Im gonna order mine. Should be fun. This is a great gift idea!

This looks soooo hilarious!!! I wanna see us all doing this

Finished journal

 

[APRIL]

This seems like a very #white person thing to do.

 

[Petunia]

This seems like a very #white person thing to do.

My jamaican girlfriend Jaylah sent me the link Cuz she got it as a gift.

EVEN BLACK PEOPLE ARE DOING IT

***jaylah is a university grad so she's not like ghetto

 

[APRIL]

There should be a UF version, one that we fill it with directives.

*rub your cooter on page 69
*turn book upside down and bitch about something
*kiss with botox lips in ruby red lipstick

etc

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

There should be a UF version, one that we fill it with directives.

*rub your cooter on page 69
*turn book upside down and bitch about something
*kiss with botox lips in ruby red lipstick

etc

Inappropriately Touch This Journal!

 

[Duke]

My jamaican girlfriend Jaylah sent me the link Cuz she got it as a gift.

EVEN BLACK PEOPLE ARE DOING IT

***jaylah is a university grad so she's not like ghetto

So, what you are saying is that she's white with a pigment problem?

 

[Petunia]

So, what you are saying is that she's white with a pigment problem?

No im saying she looses ghetto points for graduating university

 

[kiwi]

There should be a UF version, one that we fill it with directives.

*rub your cooter on page 69
*turn book upside down and bitch about something
*kiss with botox lips in ruby red lipstick

etc

Don't forget the judging people section.

 

[Petunia]

There should be a UF version, one that we fill it with directives.

*rub your cooter on page 69
*turn book upside down and bitch about something
*kiss with botox lips in ruby red lipstick

etc

Fucking dead @ *turn book upside down and bitch about something

-hold hands with the book
-feed the book raw meat
-put nail polish on book
-take it to the airport and make it miss a flight
-ban the book

 

[APRIL]

Miss a flight. LOL

 

[Duke]

Give the book a flu shot
and a beer
actually, a lot of beer
Hold it over your head in 90 degree weather in December and shout 'climate change is not real'
call it a beta
then let your brother fuck it
a lot
while holding it's hand

 

[APRIL]

Give the book a flu shot
and a beer
actually, a lot of beer
Hold it over your head in 90 degree weather in December and shout 'climate change is not real'
call it a beta
then let your brother fuck it
a lot
while holding it's hand

 

[Petunia]

Give the book a flu shot
and a beer
actually, a lot of beer
Hold it over your head in 90 degree weather in December and shout 'climate change is not real'
call it a beta
then let your brother fuck it
a lot
while holding it's hand

Ahahahaaaa. GIVE THE BOOK A FLU SHOT

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FDRGHHGDHKUH
SADGJJFHHGDHHDG
FHJDYGHFVHH

 

[thintoast]

Move it to a different state to be with another book from the internet
Make it wear a t-shirt that looks bigger than it actually is
Make plans with it to meat in Vegas then cancel
Yell at it in australian
Make passive aggressive remarks about it then be all like "nu-uh I'm not passive aggressive"

 

[thintoast]

fuck. Ape already made a Liam joke.

God dammit. why are you such a cunt? taking my jokes and shit...

 

[Petunia]

Talk to the book on Skype

Ask the book to move in then change the locks

Take it to the vet and take the books balls away

 

[Petunia]

MARRY THE BOOK ON A WEDNESDAY !!!!!!

 

[Amstel]

This thread is great, but i'm not sure that anything can top this:

-ban the book

unless it was -name the book April, THEN

-ban the book

 

[APRIL]

These are all hilarious!!!

 

[APRIL]

Is it passive we aren't calling names out for the most part?