Wow strange day

[DeathBatCountry]

I just found out that a former coworker and friends parents killed eachother.

Then some chick called my cell phone crying saying how sorry she was. But then hung up when she realized it was a wrong number.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Why is it so hard to read your posts.

 

[Shalimar]

Why is it so hard to read your posts.

/dyslexia

 

[DeathBatCountry]

Your reading skills are subpar?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Both of his friend's parents died in a battle with one of his coworkers, who was also killed. Three deaths is hardly a joking matter, NME.

 

[tre]

But the real killer called him to apologize.

 

[Shalimar]

and rest in peace. sorry for your loss.

 

[DeathBatCountry]

ok former coworker/friend whose parents killed eachother. You silly bastards

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Both of his friend's parents died in a battle with one of his coworkers, who was also killed. Three deaths is hardly a joking matter, NME.

Sorry I just thought that the demonstration of the decline in the English language was more tragic.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

But the real killer called him to apologize.

So he killed, but at least he has a conscience. That's considerate.

 

[Sarcasmo]

More succinct: Your friend's parents killed each other.

(We don't need to know that he is a former coworker as it adds nothing to the story.)

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Succinctly put.
But really who cares about their co-workers? I've never kept in touch with mine.

 

[DeathBatCountry]

Succinctly put.
But really who cares about their co-workers? I've never kept in touch with mine.

Well I guess if you were friends with them you would. I love to included unnecessary information.

 

[tre]

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I love to included unnecessary information.

Well, don't.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Were they clowns?

I need more imagery or I will not be able to properly picture this scenario.

 

[Sarcasmo]

More succinct: Don't

You don't need 'well' in there.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I think Im gonna need a diagram to understand all this

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

More succinct: Don't

You don't need 'well' in there.

Suggestion:

Competition: Use least words.

Go.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Win