Wouldn't it be cool if...

[smileynev]

...instead of frost on your windshield in the morning it was frosting? And instead of having to use an ice scraper to get it off you could grab a spoon and one of those white rubber spatula flipper thingies?

That would be sooooo cool.

 

[Desslock]

 

[Coqui]

And we'd all be fat.

 

[smileynev]

And we'd all be fat.

Yeah, but we'd be a happy fat.

 

[Coqui]

Yeah, but we'd be a happy fat.

Granted but what would the sugar do to the car?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And still someone would only scrape up a little circle on the drivers side and try to drive to work

 

[smileynev]

Granted but what would the sugar do to the car?

Make it lickable?

Can't be any worse then the salt on the roads right now.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Id be happier if I had a never-ending beer tap in my kitchen

 

[smileynev]

And still someone would only scrape up a little circle on the drivers side and try to drive to work

 

[Coqui]

And still someone would only scrape up a little circle on the drivers side and try to drive to work

What's wrong with that?

 

[smileynev]

Id be happier if I had a never-ending beer tap in my kitchen

woah there, lets stick to the plausible, not the impossible there mister.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

woah there, lets stick to the plausible, not the impossible there mister.

I CAN DREAM DAMMIT

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Make it lickable?

Can't be any worse then the salt on the roads right now.

And when it gets sunny there can be hot frosting fights

 

[Onnotangu]

Frosting Frosting!

 

[Nyx]

Chocolate frosting?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What's wrong with that?

Nothing until you cross that with eating oatmeal, talking on the phone, and putting mascara on at the same time

 

[Coqui]

Chocolate frosting?

That's after you've driven on it for a while.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Id be happier if I had a never-ending beer tap in my kitchen

I ate at a restaurant that had that at every table.

 

[Coqui]

Nothing until you cross that with eating oatmeal, talking on the phone, and putting mascara on at the same time

What about smoking a cigarette with your left hand, talking on a cell phone with your right, and driving a manual transmission vehicle?

 

[smileynev]

What about smoking a cigarette with your left hand, talking on a cell phone with your right, and driving a manual transmission vehicle?

I usually sleep on the way into work and let the car do the driving.