Would you choose a black cock or a white cock? (both same size and std free)

[Fase]

If you had to choose, both equally sized cocks, would you choose
the black cock, or the white cock.

The black cocks tend to end up, one way or another, behind bars, or in this case, chicken wire.

As you can see, the white cock is free, and enjoys the wonderful nature of it's surroundings.

 

[Fase]

We've been cutting back the brush, and heres some nice pics.. it's so green!

This is the entrance to the backlot, from the north east side.

Oh shit, it's a jail break! The colored cocks got out! Sound the alarms!

This is our dog, she is very smart and listens to us. She's a Belgian Sheep Dog.

We set up our tent trailer to air out - no, it's not our home.

Theres our home in the distance! The yellow one, not the red barn you dipshits.

Cardboard boxes + tree limbs + brush.. what's going on here?

 

[Fase]

Hmmm.. a pile of greenery, what can we do with it?

God damn fucking liberals and their anti-segregation bullshit.

BURN BABY BURN!

All the coloreds tried to hide at a Caddy dealership - we busted them all

OH SHIT IT'S AN INFERNO!!1111

 

[Fase]

OMG CALL TEH FIREMENS!!11

OUT OF TEH CONTROLS!!111

THIS RIVALS CHERNOBYL!!!!!!

We have the reactor under control!!111oneoneone!11

Slowly it withers away

My fire has been extinguished - just like the value placed on comedic
threads on another forum I frequent.

 

[Fase]

This is our dog again!!!1 she's cute huh?

I am cute like my dog, right?!

LOL CHICKEN

Bok!! bok! Can you do teh chicken!?

They have hay in their - soon they will be laying eggs. 2 dozen a day

HOLLA!!!!!!!!

 

[Fase]

Any surprise all the ones behind bars are brown?

Closer picture of the barn.. . we've cleared out so much brush!

All that space in the left of the picture used to be brush. We cut it out so our

neighbor could see our barn and yard. He's really nice.

A thing from Ann&Hope or Walmart, it's actually pretty nice, and we got it at

a reduced price.

Can you spot the frog?

Such a beautiful picture

Path length-wise around back lot..

Bad view of path width-wise around backlot.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Well, it's not every day you see a thread about chickens and hillbillies.

 

[Fase]

Well, it's not every day you see a thread about chickens and hillbillies.

Lol, sup man?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh this is a tough one.

 

[Coqui]

You can vary the words from when you make the thread at [M] you know.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Lol, sup man?

Just admiring all the cock in this thread.

 

[Fase]

I did, some of them.

 

[water]

This thread deserves a...

 

[Sarcasmo]

This thread deserves a...

[mg]http://www.lanclub.com/library/uploads/threadgayswing.jpg[/img]

Richard Simmons makes my pants tight. I wish he'd do a little swingin' by my way...

 

[APRIL]

I'd love to lock this thread for racist innuendos.

... but nev didn't create it.

 

[Fase]

I'd love to lock this thread for racist innuendos.

... but nev didn't create it.

now now april, it's only in good humour.

 

[APRIL]

now now april, it's only in good humour.

Well warn us first if its for humor purposes. BTW I voted it a one, hope it gets closed by popular demand.

 

[Fase]

Well warn us first if its for humor purposes. BTW I voted it a one, hope it gets closed by popular demand.

Yeah, I guess the play on words for cock & penis wasn't clear enough that it was a joke thread.

edit: WARNING GUYS I'M GONNA MAEK TEH FUNAY

 

[APRIL]

Yeah, I guess the play on words for cock & penis wasn't clear enough that it was a joke thread.

edit: WARNING GUYS I'M GONNA MAEK TEH FUNAY

Its the racism I have a problem with.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Its the racism I have a problem with.

Nigga please.