Work Rant Thread

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Lia m needs to be uncensored already. The sore vagina isn't even here anymore.

Don't even know why they bothered censoring the name anyway, it's not like it helped anything.

english humor sucks anyways

And I'm not a fucking mind reader. Don't come at me telling me I should know what the fuck is censored and what isn't. It could have said 'The Bunghole Of George Takei' and it still wouldn't have mattered.

Translation: Still don't have a sense of humour.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Here's me getting all offended and butthurt. Sorry. I'm having kind of a bad day here. The bun has a sick. Stupid vaccinations.

I AM SO SICK OF YOU ALL GETTING OFFENDED AND BUTTHURT AT ****S COMMENTS!!!


Aaaanyway, yes, I'd rather put up with moaning bitches all day long than a sick, possibly screaming, child. You have my sympathies.

 

[kiwi]

She was making a joke

I also was about to give my input till I realized she ended it with ****.

 

[Duke]

Some of us have real work problems to deal with.

Go check your trash and report back to your bitchy cronies.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Some of us have real work problems to deal with.

Go check your trash and report back to your bitchy cronies.

On your man period today?

 

[ZRH]

Ah so that's what those were supposed to be. I thought it was a really weird comment coming from a female.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I thought it was blatantly obvious

 

[ZRH]

idk, so I'm thinking about going into farming. Tree farming.

Larches.

 

[APRIL]

Oh, the best part? In the "executive bathroom" is a magazine rack stuffed full of porn.
Seriously.

Dear god, you've found heaven.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I thought it was blatantly obvious

Yeah well, 'English' humour sucks.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

idk, so I'm thinking about going into farming. Tree farming.

Larches.

Tree herding is a noble profession.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I thought it was blatantly obvious

As did I

 

[eileenbunny]

I thought it was blatantly obvious

I need more sleeps.

 

[plot]

As did I

x2

 

[b_sinning]

This morning so far I have changed a massive poopy diaper. It smelled like rotting fish. Thank you rotovirus vaccine! Now I'm sitting on the couch reading the internets while my daughter sits next to me playing with her froggy toy and saying "Goo!" as loudly as possible.

Years ago my son got a rotovirus from preschool and both my wife and I caught it from him at the same time. It was by far the worst virus I have ever had. Nonstop out both ends, high fever, and bad bad stomach cramps. It was during those long few days I finally understood what it was to be the dad. It meant no matter how sick you were you still had to take care of everyone if they were sick too. And my god it sucked so fucking bad. I hate going to hospitals but after two days I dragged all three of us there and begged the doctors to please let us stay. They just gave us some meds and fluids and sent us on our way. We switched preschools for them not isolating the kids he got it from when they had to know they weren't ok.

 

[b_sinning]

My boss is out rest of the week so it should be quiet the rest of the week.

 

[DJBrenton]

Your employer would probably appreciate it.

I'm not sure who my employer is. Every now and then I get a coded message. I follow the instructions and money appears in my bank account. I can't be certain but I think I'm a hit man. Just to be safe, I do keep a pot plant.

 

[JAXvillain]

My boss is out rest of the week so it should be quiet the rest of the week.

I'm at our other campus this week. It's like having the week off but still having to report to work. .

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm not sure who my employer is. Every now and then I get a coded message. I follow the instructions and money appears in my bank account. I can't be certain but I think I'm a hit man. Just to be safe, I do keep a pot plant.

The goose flies south at midnight

 

[ZRH]

So glad you started this, I wanted to yesterday but felt like I was being too grumpy.

My office is like a fucking comedy show. My manager comes in and out as she pleases, 'works through' her lunch when it suits so she can leave early and none of this applies to anyone else. One woman works 2 days a week, on both days she swans in, chats for an hour, leaves to fetch breakfast, eats for the next 20 minutes, chats more, makes coffee, does the odd bit of work and then chats. She never finishes her work in the 2 days and more often than not I end up doing it for her so the doctor wont be pissed off.

This is like every single woman I've ever seen work in an office. Also, going to the bathroom every 20 minutes, wtf is up with that. One place I was there were 3 women's bathrooms in the same building, and one men's bathroom, and the women's one always had a constant stream of traffic.

Then they lose their shit if you are 5 minutes late. Guess what, I might be little late, but I don't drink coffee, take lunches, or go on break ALL DAY.