thrawn said:since i already laughed at influx's...
Well we had a wheel block come loose causing a truck run over someone's head.bast_imret said:well, the lawyers said it was by accident
HydroSqueegee said:had that fucker lined up perfectly with the mast on the forklift. Couldnt even see it.
FlamingGloryHole said:My dad has worse stories, people walking between cars in switching yards and getting cut in half.
I lost an uncle to an auger accidentSarcasmo said:That is exactly how my great uncle died. Pinned between them and severed at the mid-waist.
My great great grandmother caught on fire in her kitchen from a freak gas ignition/explosion while baking and died, in flames, on her front lawn.
Two glamorous ways to go.
You have a lot to live (die) up to for your death. What do you have planned?Sarcasmo said:That is exactly how my great uncle died. Pinned between them and severed at the mid-waist.
My great great grandmother caught on fire in her kitchen from a freak gas ignition/explosion while baking and died, in flames, on her front lawn.
Two glamorous ways to go.
Like in Total Recall when he Benny with a drill and screams "Screw you"?elpmis said:I lost an uncle to an auger accident
elpmis said:I lost an uncle to an auger accident
elpmis said:nah true story, it ripped it leg clear off and he bled to death
thrawn said:Well that's not good. Where was he working?
BeeRad said:I work at a desk so I only bump my knee a couple times and thats about it. When I used to play ball though I got hit in the head smashing my orbital completely down and to the left. I had to get 4 titanium plates inserted and like an 11 hour surgery for a total of like 200k to reconstruct my face, lol
Those inner city schools are pretty rough.Sarcasmo said:Teaching english in the third grade, which was the weird part.
Sarcasmo said:YOUR FACE IS ONLY WORTH $300.