Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
He also screamed at a coworker not to touch him. Strange guy that one.
And hes afeard of monkeys
He also screamed at a coworker not to touch him. Strange guy that one.
And hes afeard of monkeys
Cliffs?He also screamed at a coworker not to touch him. Strange guy that one.
I have a 3rd interview with three strangers. HR has to know this is terrifying right? this is cruel.
My worst interview was with a small business owners wife and daughter. I did very well but it sucked. Was 100% cliche bullshit questions like if you were a type of show what would you be?
I declined the second interview, which was the technical interview with the owner himself. Simply did not want to work there.
I don't blame you. I hate bs questions like that. They don't mean anything.
They are supposed to be behavioral questions, I don't do them unless I'm bored.
What can you gain from what kind of shoe I would be if I were a shoe? What does it say about me if I wanna be a clog? A ballet flat? A platform heel? A flip flop? I really can't decide. I like shoes too much, but I don't know what they say about my personality.
High Heel = high maintenance
Flip flop = lazy
Flats = practical
It's totally stupid, I know... But there is some entertainment value to them... At least for me.
What about awesome boots that I could totally go stomp a hobo out in the parking lot in?
You didn't answer about the clogs! And do you differentiate between a sensible pump and a platform heel? What about a wedges? What about espadrilles? Are they different from other flats or wedges? And what if I said I'm a boot? Would you ask what kind of boot or do you just generalize? Because a hiking boot is very different from a thigh high boot and certainly would say something different about me. Are sandals differentiated from flip flops? I can buy some pretty expensive and fancy flip flops and some cheap and ugly sandals. I NEED to know these things? Your little chart there doesn't make me think you've thought this out very well.
I should tickle you.
Ok, but you gotta tell me what you think about clogs. What if I have to answer this question in an interview and I say clogs and they think "this girl is whacko, we can't hire her" I need to know how I'm going to be received!