Work = boogers

Same company: The previous air fresheners had to be replaced with different ones because people were eating them. A jar of small gel beads, labeled as an air freshener, in a public bathroom, and people were reaching in, taking a handful, then trying to eat them.

TRYING. TO. EAT. THEM.

There is nothing I'd love to eat more than candy out of an open bowl in the restroom.
 
I have a 3rd interview with three strangers. HR has to know this is terrifying right? this is cruel.

I once did 5 phone interviews with managers and directors, panel interview on front of six people, and and a single interview for the hiring manager...

All for one company and I didn't get it... Thankfully.

What a stressful experience. :(
 
My worst interview was with a small business owners wife and daughter. I did very well but it sucked. Was 100% cliche bullshit questions like if you were a type of show what would you be?

I declined the second interview, which was the technical interview with the owner himself. Simply did not want to work there.
 
My worst interview was with a small business owners wife and daughter. I did very well but it sucked. Was 100% cliche bullshit questions like if you were a type of show what would you be?

I declined the second interview, which was the technical interview with the owner himself. Simply did not want to work there.

a show?? should have said porn because if you get the job there'll be many mother daughter 3somes
 
I just have a couple of beers and smoke a joint.
Keep it mellow and casual.
I met some bank execs at a restaurant for an interview last year, they all ordered cocktails and offered me one. I accepted and all through the interview they were smiling. Then they invited me to the restaurant's bar for appetizers and more drinks. I kept it professional and didn't even do any shots. They didn't hire me; I think it was because they couldn't hang.
 
Here's a conversation I had today;
Teacher: I'm going to need help with this grade thing. I'm not not good at these things.
Me: Ok! I can do that. Did you read the directions I posted in internal?
Teacher: Well, I printed them!
Me: Did you READ them?
Teacher: Well, I printed them.
Me, while clapping hands in front of her face: You're not answering the question, did you READ THEM?!?!
Teacher: Well, no.

God, I feel as if I'm surrounded by idiots, or maybe I'm just a dick.
 
it was lyndon johnson

and it wasn't even a real interview.

waw: "hey uncle, my dad sent me over"
boss: "oh hey, yea, you know anything about computers?"
waw: "no not really"
boss: "well, you'll catch on. you can be the head IT or something. just grab an office over there and show up every now and then"
 
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Here's a conversation I had today;
Teacher: I'm going to need help with this grade thing. I'm not not good at these things.
Me: Ok! I can do that. Did you read the directions I posted in internal?
Teacher: Well, I printed them!
Me: Did you READ them?
Teacher: Well, I printed them.
Me, while clapping hands in front of her face: You're not answering the question, did you READ THEM?!?!
Teacher: Well, no.

God, I feel as if I'm surrounded by idiots, or maybe I'm just a dick.


weak.

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