Will someone explain those crazy Amish to me?

[APRIL]

Jews shouldn't have tattoos for a funny reason.

 

[kiwi]

April shouldn't have tattoos cause she pics stupid subject that she ends up hating later.




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[APRIL]

April shouldn't have tattoos cause she pics stupid subject that she ends up hating later.




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English? Do you speak it?


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[kiwi]

English? Do you speak it?


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No.

I've been using an online translator all these years and it has finally failed me.

 

[eileenbunny]

Tengo un cerdo en mis pantalones.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You have corn curd in your pants?