Ontopic Will Carys and Mal honor Steak and BJ day today? Will you?

[Domon]

I don't have any hairs on my arsehole.

did you have the people who shined lasers at aprils butt do the same to yours for free or something?

 

[flooded]

I don't have any hairs on my arsehole.

Yes I know cos I'm wanking your dads feeble cock so you must have had them plucked already?

 

[fly]

Yes I know cos I'm wanking your dads feeble cock so you must have had them plucked already?

My dad's cock rotted off long ago. Jokes on you!!!

 

[Applesauce]

people who shined lasers at aprils butt

Hahahahahha wtf

 

[flooded]

My dad's cock rotted off long ago. Jokes on you!!!

Did I not say it was feeble you little worm?

 

[Domon]

Hahahahahha wtf

pfft, thats a perfectly good scientific explanation

 

[APRIL]

Hahahahahha wtf

I've been lasered back there too.

 

[Peppers]

I've been lasered back there too.

Hemroid issue?

 

[APRIL]

Hemroid issue?

1000's of them. Like... globules.

 

[Peppers]

1000's of them. Like... globules.

 

[fly]

Its like cauliflower back there

 

[Petunia]

Its like cauliflower back there

Are they soft?

 

[fly]

Are they soft?

Yes, and tasty with a little creme fraiche.

 

[BigDov]

Yes, and tasty with a little creme fraiche.

Disturbing......checking reasons why I logged back in

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I don't have any hairs on my arsehole.

Its a sad state of affairs, but I can corroborate this statement.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

did you have the people who shined lasers at aprils butt do the same to yours for free or something?

He sends april back there with a pair of tweezers and some nair

 

[APRIL]

He sends april back there with a pair of tweezers and some nair

I'll shave him upon request.

 

[BigDov]

I'll shave him upon request.

This just feels like a Maury Povich subject, for a lot of reasons - "Dudes with shaved plumbing and their significant others that go to work 'back there', coming up after this break"

Instant ratings bonanza.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

1000's of them. Like... globules.

Ass lasers.

Truly, we are living in the future.