will any planes blow up today?

Sarcasmo

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For Knyte and Kiwi. :heart:

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bast_imret

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why_ask_why said:
I actually got asked out by a cute blonde with luscious fake bewbies yesterday...fake bewbies = chick you can smack on the ass and say "go make me a sammich toots" :fly:

Did you meet her at Cheetah or Pink Pony?
 

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bast_imret said:
Did you meet her at Cheetah or Pink Pony?


nah...I don't really piss away my money in those places

she's a friend of a buddies gf...we all hung out at a bar a week or so ago...she's a bartender at a hotel downtown
 

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why_ask_why said:
nah...I don't really piss away my money in those places

she's a friend of a buddies gf...we all hung out at a bar a week or so ago...she's a bartender at a hotel downtown

swanky :cool:
 

Sarcasmo

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Rollin' in at 6:30
Pants are wet
Blonde hair down my trousers
Funny how things work out


This thread is now about spoken-word poetry in honor of w_a_w's foray into the realm of yet another hot-ass chick.
 

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Flamer McDickchugger said:
Rollin' in at 6:30
Pants are wet
Blonde hair down my trousers
Funny how things work out


This thread is now about spoken-word poetry in honor of w_a_w's foray into the realm of yet another hot-ass chick.
w_a_w brings home a hot girl
he makes her dinner
the food he serves is healthy
she could be a little thinner
he tells her how he's in a band
she loves it and laughs
he knows the trick
he reaches up her skirt
and finds a huge dick