NSFW Wickies weekly woman hate thread

[APRIL]

Ohhhhhhh April with the TKO!!
You're lucky I was busy banging my man this afternoon in various positions or I would have smoked you.

See tomorrow after school behind the bleachers! It's on Mothball Mary!

What could you possibly do to me?

Coerce me into giving you an allowance?

 

[Petunia]

What could you possibly do to me?

Coerce me into giving you an allowance?

I could pluck the ingrown cat hair from in between your tween tits for starters

#makeover

 

[APRIL]

I could pluck the ingrown cat hair from in between your tween tits for starters

#makeover

Oh ya, what happened to that makeover you were going to do last time you were here?

Make me look like Vida Boheme.

 

[Petunia]

Oh ya, what happened to that makeover you were going to do last time you were here?

Make me look like Vida Boheme.

Pisco! Fucking pisco and world of beer happened !!!

Ugh

 

[APRIL]

Pisco! Fucking pisco and world of beer happened !!!

Ugh

Mmmmmmmm.... Those piscos were a treat, thanks love!

 

[Duke]

Oh ya, what happened to that makeover you were going to do last time you were here?

Make me look like Vida Boheme.

+10 pts for a Wong Fu out of no where reference.

 

[APRIL]

+10 pts for a Wong Fu out of no where reference.

You are killing it with speaking April lately.

 

[HipHugHer]

The forum has incepted me. All day I've been thinking RAPUNZEL RAPUNZEL LET DOWN YOUR HAIRRRRRR

Lol. I haven't straighten it in ages.

Only time I'd wear that hair up is when using power tools.

Maybe driving with all the windows down.

That's it.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Only time I'd wear that hair up is when using power tools.

Maybe driving with all the windows down.

That's it.

It's f'n hot when dudes talk about wearing their hair up or down.

 

[HipHugHer]

It's f'n hot when dudes talk about wearing their hair up or down.

For most dudes it's f'n hot just to have hair to speak of.

 

[Darth Handsome]

For most dudes it's f'n hot just to have hair to speak of.

I buzz mine & I do okay.

 

[Strings]

For most dudes it's f'n hot just to have hair to speak of.

I'm gonna rent my forehead out as billboard space.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm gonna rent my forehead out as billboard space.

Should fetch a fine price, even with low revenue per square foot.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

For most dudes it's f'n hot just to have hair to speak of.

I just cut all mine off
Im sure @APRIL will be happy about that

 

[APRIL]

I just cut all mine off
Im sure @APRIL will be happy about that

Hey thar hot stuff.

Much prefer clean cut over long hair any day.

 

[nukes]

Hey thar hot stuff.

Much prefer clean cut over long hair any day.

And bald in denial is bad stuff.
Combovers do not rock.

 

[APRIL]

And bald in denial is bad stuff.
Combovers do not rock.

Yes, if you're balding, embrace it... Rock it... Don't be a coward and try to hide it. It's obvious and not hot. Rocking it is much more sexxxxy

 

[Duke]

Yes, if you're balding, embrace it... Rock it... Don't be a coward and try to hide it. It's obvious and not hot. Rocking it is much more sexxxxy

no one thinks a balding woman is sexy

 

[APRIL]

no one thinks a balding woman is sexy

Ya, only some chicks can pull off the bald look.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Ya, only some chicks can pull off the bald look.

Step 1) be attractive