Ontopic Why women moan during sex

[Duke]

Why would you even use a toy like this during such an intimate time?

Because you mom's voice is pretty damn grating.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Why do guys go "OOOOOOOH man" when they see a sports car? It's the same thing when a woman feasts her eyes on my balls. Giddy excitement.

The only interest women have in balls is when they need a target.

 

[Coqui]

It's to distract you while they suck out your soul.

Everyone knows this.

This wouldn't happen if you had sex in the bedroom.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

BEDROOM IS FOR LYING DOWN IN THE DARK

 

[ZRH]

BEDROOM IS FOR LYING DOWN IN THE DARK

At least you got 'lay' and 'lie' right.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

This is why your bedroom is sexless.

 

[Coqui]

This is why your bedroom is sexless.

He corrects his partner on how she should be acting as well during coitus

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

'No your legs should not be perpendicular, they should be at a 30 degree angle.'

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

'No, I am not Jesus. Why do you keep saying that?'

 

[ZRH]

'No, I am not Jesus. Why do you keep saying that?'

 

[Amstel]

my study is not only bigger, it's got much better results.

If you compare the two studies:

1) American Women love sex.
2) British women have never gotten out of the Victorian age and don't want to just 'lie there' so they encourage the guy to 'get it over with.'

 

[ZRH]

oh do go on, cause this is hilarious

 

[b_sinning]

NME I'm still waiting for my sound byte.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If she's moaning loudly it could be fibromyalgia.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Or racism.

 

[water]

oh do go on, cause this is hilarious

Personal experience not relevant.

 

[Amstel]

http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2012/03/08/why-women-moan-during-sex/

"Experts wondered the same thing. Last year, Gayle Brewer of the University of Central Lancashire and Colin Hendrie of the University of Leeds published their research on the topic - technically known as “copulatory vocalization” - in the Archives of Sexual Behavior. In the study, they asked 71 sexually active heterosexual women between ages 18 and 48 for more details about vocalization during sex.

Gayle at one uni, and Colin at another uni in total asked 71 women.

What the fuck kind of study is this anyway? 15 minute lunch break study? Stand at the corner and for 15 minutes ask the women waiting at the crosswalk for the light to change:
1) Do you take the dick?
2) Do you moan?
3) Why do you moan?

Do you get government $$ for these studies?


Also, it looks like calling your woman a monkey in the bedroom has more to do with noise. . .

Fake or not, women aren’t the only primates who vocalize during sex. Research in the animal kingdom reveals that female baboons, for example, have a variety of copulation calls, which appear to relate to their fertility: The vocalizations tend to become more complex when the females are closer to ovulation, and also vary when a female is mating with a higher-ranked male baboon. And female macaque monkeys give a shout to help trigger their mates’ orgasm, too.
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[ZRH]

Gayle at one uni, and Colin at another uni in total asked 71 women.

What the fuck kind of study is this anyway? 15 minute lunch break study? Stand at the corner and for 15 minutes ask the women waiting at the crosswalk for the light to change:
1) Do you take the dick?
2) Do you moan?
3) Why do you moan?

Do you get government $$ for these studies?

proportions and means, you can determine the required sample size for a probability based survey by estimating deviation size from the mean. Is called statistics...

 

[plot]

It was a survey they passed out to thier classes probably. Of course everyone lied.