Hawt Why oh why do I feel the need to say hi to you people

[Penis Envy]

Its probably because I miss you and I'm secretly in love with Fly. I would make other jokes but since i don't know the haps lately i probably shouldn't.

To tide you over please accept this lovely picture of me and the wife and feel free to ask any questions you can think of. I'm in training through Friday and should check in every 30 minutes or so. I expect at minimum one response by tomorrow afternoon. Fly please don't delete my thread, don't hate me.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

U married a dude?

 

[Penis Envy]

U married a dude?

Right.. Cause of the name, that makes sense. I don't know you.. I need an adult!!

I'm the dude
Ma171aC

 

[tre]

U married a dude?

do they have to be post-op to not be a dude anymore?

 

[Floptical]

where do you hang a just married sign on a Miatta

 

[Penis Envy]

where do you hang a just married sign on a Miatta

You ask great questions... I drive a 2000 Tacoma for now. We are renovating a house and a truck was more suited to the task than my badass miatas. A miata is however in the plans for next year, probably.

 

[tre]

I heard you pierced your weiner

 

[Penis Envy]

I heard you pierced your weiner

You heard right, I did do that. Twice even. But now I'm old and those are gone but unfortunately the PA never healed and now I pee out of two holes. That gets to be fun when drunk.

 

[Duke]

Its probably because I miss you and I'm secretly in love with Fly. I would make other jokes but since i don't know the haps lately i probably shouldn't.

To tide you over please accept this lovely picture of me and the wife and feel free to ask any questions you can think of. I'm in training through Friday and should check in every 30 minutes or so. I expect at minimum one response by tomorrow afternoon. Fly please don't delete my thread, don't hate me.

Congrats, man.

 

[APRIL]

Is her name Nikki?

 

[Floptical]

 

[Penis Envy]

Congrats, man.

Thanks Duke (whoever you all are now).

Is her name Nikki?

No, shocking right??

 

[APRIL]

Are you still in Tejas?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

You heard right, I did do that. Twice even. But now I'm old and those are gone but unfortunately the PA never healed and now I pee out of two holes. That gets to be fun when drunk.

... the fuck?

 

[Penis Envy]

Are you still in Tejas?

Still in lovely San Antonio, probably forever really. When are you coming to scare the Mexicans?

 

[gee]

Hey it's miata dude.

I'm ashamed to admit I drove one a couple months ago and kinda want one.

 

[Penis Envy]

Hey it's miata dude.

I'm ashamed to admit I drove one a couple months ago and kinda want one.

You don't have to be ashamed bro, everyone loves a little penis now and then.

 

[Duke]

You don't have to be ashamed bro, everyone loves a little penis now and then.

I don't think @Maureen does. A little penis just won't do.

 

[Petunia]

I don't think @Maureen does. A little penis just won't do.

It's gotta be thick yo

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im still confused if this is a dude or chick