Baby Why does God hate me?

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omg this turtle is fucking bold. he has lured kiko to the darkside
so here i am thinking that while i was taking a shower to wash away all the turtle sins away from earlier in the morning, i discover that my beloved kiko has decided to throw stuff to thwart the beast off. i see some sandals, some toys... and the evil croc shoes

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but wait the faaaawk up.. is that my money!?!?!? KIKO OPENED UP MY PURSE AND TOSSED THE BEAST MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!:mad:
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i had no choice but to come face to face with this nasty ass thing...
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and im fucking missing $100USD the turtle ate my cash.
oh its on now!


THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST GOTDDAMNED THING I HAVE EVAR SEEN!!!

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THIS IS STILL THE FUNNIEST GOTDDAMNED THING I HAVE EVAR SEEN!!!

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FUCKING LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

i will nevaaar forget this day. and i really did lose that hundred. mother fucking turtle.
100 US in south america is like a trillion dollars here.
 
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I'd have sent Kiko down to rescue that shit. Early lesson in manmanship. ( I just invented a whole new word I think)

edit - I must have. google doesn't show a single googlewhackable page.
 
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I'd have sent Kiko down to rescue that shit. Early lesson in manmanship. ( I just invented a whole new word I think)

edit - I must have. google doesn't show a single googlewhackable page.
-ship is the suffix, not -manship, seamanship/horsemanship come from seaman/horseman.
 
-ship is the suffix, not -manship, seamanship/horsemanship come from seaman/horseman.

This would result in the word being simply 'manship'. The end result would be too many 'Set sail on the Man Ship' quips to make it sustainable. Thus, Manmanship is an acceptable alternative. You don't think that exact existing syntax and grammar rules were applied when they accepted 'Grrrl' and 'Bouncebackability' do you?
 
This would result in the word being simply 'manship'. The end result would be too many 'Set sail on the Man Ship' quips to make it sustainable. Thus, Manmanship is an acceptable alternative. You don't think that exact existing syntax and grammar rules were applied when they accepted 'Grrrl' and 'Bouncebackability' do you?
I don't know about those, but I do know that 'chocoholic' and 'workaholic' DRIVES ME CRAZY >.O Because, -ic is the operating suffix, -ohol is just part of alcohol. There is a term for it though, called 'false splitting.'