Baby Why does God hate me?

OK WTF. MOAR REASONS WHY GOD REALLY HATES ME

I LIVE ON THE 2ND FLOOR OF THIS SPANISH VILLA (IT HAS 3 FLOORS)
I DONT HAVE A BALCONY BUT I HAVE THESE FRENCH DOOR TYPE WINDOWS THAT OPEN UP AND I HAVE THESE LITTLE WINDOW LEDGES. THATS ALL

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SO HOW IS IT THAT I OPENED UP MY WINDOWS TODAY TO FIND SOME FUCKING CHUNKS OF TURD ON MY WINDOW SILL!?!? HOW??
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WHO OR WHAT SCALES MY WALL, CLIMBS TO MY WINDOW LEDGE AND TAKES A FUCKING CRAP!?!?!? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WAS IT A CAT? WAS IT MY NEIGHBOR?? WAS IT THAT DAMN FUCKING TURTLE?!!?!?!?

OMG I FUCKING LIVE IN FEAR!!
 
I think someone is throwing shit at your window.

How else would anyone get the attention of a classy lady like yourself?