Baby Why does God hate me?

[Syrup Beaver]

Brooks has his own theme park now?

 

[Duke]

Brooks has his own theme park now?

Spaceballs, The Theme Park

 

[Petunia]

god hates me again.

ikea used to be my happy place... but not anymore.
i got diarrhea, my period AND lost my blackberry today @ ikea.

FUCK YOUUU

 

[plot]

you need to eat more cheese.

 

[Petunia]

and my house got skunked AGAIN at 330 am

seriously FML

 

[JAXvillain]

you need to get those bitches trapped and taken 50 miles away

 

[Petunia]

omg i want them deaaaaaad

 

[Duke]

I'm eagerly awaiting the 'Kiki with a gun V. skunkenstein' vids soon to hit youtube.

 

[Petunia]

im thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to fucking setting death traps!!

 

[OzSTEEZ]

im thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis close to fucking setting death traps!!

Just trap them and call animal welfare or whatever you call them up there.

 

[JAXvillain]

I would just hire someone to set traps and relocate them. fuck screwing with that yourself.

 

[Petunia]

its soooo hard here cuz all these fucking animals have all these stupid rights and blah blah blah

 

[Applesauce]

omg this turtle is fucking bold. he has lured kiko to the darkside
so here i am thinking that while i was taking a shower to wash away all the turtle sins away from earlier in the morning, i discover that my beloved kiko has decided to throw stuff to thwart the beast off. i see some sandals, some toys... and the evil croc shoes

but wait the faaaawk up.. is that my money!?!?!? KIKO OPENED UP MY PURSE AND TOSSED THE BEAST MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!

i had no choice but to come face to face with this nasty ass thing...

and im fucking missing $100USD the turtle ate my cash.
oh its on now!

Bump!

 

[Petunia]

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TURTLE:
DO NOT WANNTT!!!

I just died all over again

 

[nukes]

I just died all over again

See?
$100 USD.
Has that ever been $400 Kanuckistan?

 

[Petunia]

See?
$100 USD.
Has that ever been $400 Kanuckistan?

Kiko threw $400 and the turtle ate $100 iirc

 

[nukes]

Kiko threw $400 and the turtle ate $100 iirc

Thank You Mrs. Clinton for your candor.

 

[Petunia]

Awww this was when my name was Fat Melissa
OMG then I was Becky!!!

@fly When are we getting name change back ?!???

I wanna be Fat White Chick next

 

[nukes]

Awww this was when my name was Fat Melissa
OMG then I was Becky!!!

@fly When are we getting name change back ?!???

I wanna be Fat White Chick next

How about Everyday soccer mom?

 

[Petunia]

How about Everyday soccer mom?

OMG how about Judy White
Or Sally Sanders or Amanda Henderson