Baby Why does God hate me?

Applesauce

The Gypsy-The Acid Queen
Dec 9, 2008
24,574
4,173
323
OK WTF. MOAR REASONS WHY GOD REALLY HATES ME

I LIVE ON THE 2ND FLOOR OF THIS SPANISH VILLA (IT HAS 3 FLOORS)
I DONT HAVE A BALCONY BUT I HAVE THESE FRENCH DOOR TYPE WINDOWS THAT OPEN UP AND I HAVE THESE LITTLE WINDOW LEDGES. THATS ALL

EXHIBIT A

http://www.icanhasimage.com/images/9dwc82bzk79cdqjkmw3n.jpg
http://www.icanhasimage.com/images/os9qi4awcntcvq355914.jpg

SO HOW IS IT THAT I OPENED UP MY WINDOWS TODAY TO FIND SOME FUCKING CHUNKS OF TURD ON MY WINDOW SILL!?!? HOW??
http://www.icanhasimage.com/images/mfua8e3hrzuivhsqf2g.jpg

WHO OR WHAT SCALES MY WALL, CLIMBS TO MY WINDOW LEDGE AND TAKES A FUCKING CRAP!?!?!? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.icanhasimage.com/images/c5v0k7nusfjhxhvmvq3n.jpg
WAS IT A CAT? WAS IT MY NEIGHBOR?? WAS IT THAT DAMN FUCKING TURTLE?!!?!?!?

OMG I FUCKING LIVE IN FEAR!!

holy fcking shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt..
sdgdsfjkghkdfhgjkdhfjkghsdjkghksdjfhgjksdhgkshjghsdfjkshgksdfghjkdfhgjksdhkgjhsdfhasdgfjsadgfhasfjgjagfjsdfhgjksdhgksdfhgjkhjkfhsdkjfj









It's a cat.
 

Kill Me Plz

Half-staff Member
Aug 4, 2010
950
132
16
HI GAYS!

i just wanted to let you guyz know that GOD STILL HATES ME

while on the bus yesterday, during rush hour with my beloved kiko, a man tried to r*pe my ear. no lie.
i was sitting in my seat and the bus was jammmmmmed with ppl and this dude was standing next to me.
his p*nis was rigggggggght beside my face, so i turned my face THE OTHER WAY and every time the bus slammed on the brakes his casually pushed his pelvic area towards my head.
i felt like i was back home in canada with my ex husband - gross -
so finally, after several ear r*pes i decided to turn around to tell this filthy cholo to keep his kak outta my face when i realized his fly was down too. :(

i almost gagged and puked in KIKOS HAIR.
f*ck my life.

http://scottybecca.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/bus_very_crowded.jpg



LOOOL Ear r*pe !


Reminded me of this !


Bump.gif
 
Last edited:

Kill Me Plz

Half-staff Member
Aug 4, 2010
950
132
16
HI GAYS!

i just wanted to let you guyz know that GOD STILL HATES ME

while on the bus yesterday, during rush hour with my beloved kiko, a man tried to r*pe my ear. no lie.
i was sitting in my seat and the bus was jammmmmmed with ppl and this dude was standing next to me.
his p*nis was rigggggggght beside my face, so i turned my face THE OTHER WAY and every time the bus slammed on the brakes his casually pushed his pelvic area towards my head.
i felt like i was back home in canada with my ex husband - gross -
so finally, after several ear r*pes i decided to turn around to tell this filthy cholo to keep his kak outta my face when i realized his fly was down too. :(

i almost gagged and puked in KIKOS HAIR.
f*ck my life.

http://scottybecca.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/bus_very_crowded.jpg


q0743.gif