Baby Why does God hate me?

TuhMollie

Lot's Salty Wife
Nov 16, 2010
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OK WTF. MOAR REASONS WHY GOD REALLY HATES ME

I LIVE ON THE 2ND FLOOR OF THIS SPANISH VILLA (IT HAS 3 FLOORS)
I DONT HAVE A BALCONY BUT I HAVE THESE FRENCH DOOR TYPE WINDOWS THAT OPEN UP AND I HAVE THESE LITTLE WINDOW LEDGES. THATS ALL

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SO HOW IS IT THAT I OPENED UP MY WINDOWS TODAY TO FIND SOME FUCKING CHUNKS OF TURD ON MY WINDOW SILL!?!? HOW??
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WHO OR WHAT SCALES MY WALL, CLIMBS TO MY WINDOW LEDGE AND TAKES A FUCKING CRAP!?!?!? WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WAS IT A CAT? WAS IT MY NEIGHBOR?? WAS IT THAT DAMN FUCKING TURTLE?!!?!?!?

OMG I FUCKING LIVE IN FEAR!!
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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I think someone is throwing shit at your window.

How else would anyone get the attention of a classy lady like yourself?
 

kiwi

Messin’ with Sasquatch
Apr 22, 2005
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I bet it was Kiko.

He really had to go and you were hogging all the toilet time.
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
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It's probably some jungle voodoo doctor curse fetish, which is how you wound up getting 4 days of the trots.