Halp Why do my ears smell like goat cheese?

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...and not the typical light variety you get from the store, no, this aroma is HEAVY. Makes your nostrils flare and reminds you of the first time you visited that roadside petting zoo when you were 7-years old.

Now I'm famished... Anybody else?

 

[nukes]

Use soap and water and a wash cloth.
Also, I'm hungry too.

 

[nukes]

It's been a really shitty taxi night, UberBoi. Four no-gos. One of them I turned into $15 by simply sitting at the bar until another drunk got in my taxi.
Fuck the cunts. Screw the cocksuckers.
Eat the weak.

 

[nukes]

Now I'm top for a time call in South Park. I hope I get Kyle's Mom. I'll ride her like a typhoon.

 

[nukes]

Last "job" I handled pretty well. ER at CMC, broad has stitches on the corner of her mouth.
$20 job, I ask for $20 up front.
"They said they was paying!"
Nope.
Get out.

 

[nukes]

Okay. I've eaten a bowl of Raisin Bran with two shots of maple. I had a glass of water With a shot of Welch's super berry juice in it. I'm ready to make some kind of money I'm ready I am ready I'm ready I'm ready I'm ready. Come to Papa!

 

[Strings]

I'm only posting because it doesn't look right if my Avatar isn't attached to all the threads in a row.

 

[nukes]

I'm only posting because it doesn't look right if my Avatar isn't attached to all the threads in a row.

I had a $51 hour just now, Strings. I threw my "People To Kill" list out the window!

 

[Strings]

I had a $51 hour just now, Strings. I threw my "People To Kill" list out the window!

Get out of there quick ya goof before they fine you $100 for littering!

 

[nukes]

Get out of there quick ya goof before they fine you $100 for littering!

Would be just my luck.

 

[MacG]

Now I want cheese flavored Cheetos.

 

[nukes]

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[MacG]

Wasn't this thread about goat cheese smelled crotch?

 

[MacG]

Wow someone just farted at the office. They need to see a doctor, I think who ever it is, they're rotting on the inside.

 

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Wasn't this thread about goat cheese smelled crotch?

It was...

I guess somebody got their vagina in a crusty twist.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Wow someone just farted at the office. They need to see a doctor, I think who ever it is, they're rotting on the inside.

Blame the dog

 

[HipHugHer]

Start with your vacuum cleaner hose and just keep duct taping smaller and smaller tubes to it until you get all the way down to that little red straw from your can of wd40, then use that to suck the goat cheese out of your ears.

 

[gee]

 

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Start with your vacuum cleaner hose and just keep duct taping smaller and smaller tubes to it until you get all the way down to that little red straw from your can of wd40, then use that to suck the goat cheese out of your ears.

If you insist.

My raisins are still gonna be awfully gamey though.

 

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I'm only posting because it doesn't look right if my Avatar isn't attached to all the threads in a row.

Ain't nobody twisting your arm, slick.

Now, head on back to the caviar store to sip your champagne, you elitist.