Why do I have to wash my hands after peeing?

[fly]

I mean come on. I dunno about you, but I don't piss on myself, nor is my cock dirty. Why do we do it?

What makes matters worse is that after your hands are clean, you usually touch the same dirty door that the no-cleaners use.

MAKE A STATEMENT ABOUT YOUR CLEAN COCK, DONT WASH YOUR HANDS.

 

[SpyderGST]

Fine - then don't shake my hand or steal any of my fries at lunch. And stay the hell away from my keyboard and mouse!

 

[Desslock]

You have a filthy cock and you don't know where its been.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wash my hands before I whiz, my unit is cleaner than the faucet handles the doorknob, my hands, and other peoples hands.

 

[b_sinning]

Feeling a little cocky?

 

[fly]

Feeling a little cocky?

confucious say

 

[smileynev]

Because of where it goes, and where its been. Not to mention how sweaty and nasty it can get down there.

 

[fly]

Because of where it goes, and where its been. Not to mention how sweaty and nasty it can get down there.

non-fat people don't get sweaty down there much

 

[Coqui]

A man from the navy and a man from the army are in a public restroom. The man from the army uses the urinal and leaves without washing his hands, when they were outside the man from the navy asks the other guy, "So don't they teach you to wash your hands in the army?" and the man from the army says "No, They teach us not to piss on our hands."

 

[Syrup Beaver]

A man from the navy and a man from the army are in a public restroom. The man from the army uses the urinal and leaves without washing his hands, when they were outside the man from the navy asks the other guy, "So don't they teach you to wash your hands in the army?" and the man from the army says "No, They teach us not to piss on our hands."

I thought it was cuz the Navy guys were always butt-pirating each other?

 

[Coqui]

I thought it was cuz the Navy guys were always butt-pirating each other?

No that's the Marines.....Why do you think they're always looking for a few good men?

 

[fly]

No that's the Marines.....Why do you think they're always looking for a few good men?

RIM shot

 

[Syrup Beaver]

RIM shot

I'm sure there's a LOT of that going on

 

[APRIL]

Ya chicks too... I mean they don't make skin-to-skin contact down there. It's a paper barrier...


Why do we have to wash our hands?

 

[BigDov]

Ya chicks too... I mean they don't make skin-to-skin contact down there. It's a paper barrier...


Why do we have to wash our hands?

A question for the ages April

 

[Coqui]

Ya chicks too... I mean they don't make skin-to-skin contact down there. It's a paper barrier...


Why do we have to wash our hands?

That's easy, girls are icky

 

[APRIL]

A question for the ages April

I'm extra careful not to touch anything in public bathrooms. Flush with my foot, open the stall door with my sleeve, and use a napkin to open the door.

My dad says its okay to touch things in a bathroom... good for your immune system.

 

[Thorn Bird]

That's easy, girls are icky

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that's because y'all keep venturing down there with your dirty cocks!!

 

[APRIL]

I admit, I only wash my hands if I touch something... or if someone is watching.

 

[BigDov]

I'm extra careful not to touch anything in public bathrooms. Flush with my foot, open the stall door with my sleeve, and use a napkin to open the door.

My dad says its okay to touch things in a bathroom... good for your immune system.

Do you hover over the toilet seat too, or quadruple stack the ass-gaskets??? I do ALL of those things you say...... public bathrooms are just nasty.