Why being patient pays (monkey driving enclosed)

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lemon_fresh

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I was driving the kiddie to class this morning and the little old guy in front of us was doing the stop & go and just annoying me with his driving. So I whip it around him and smack right into a giant hole or the curb, don't know which. I struck with such force that it popped open the gas tank door. I instantly knew that I had damaged the tire, I could hear the hissing of the air as I drove. Sure enough, a big as hole in the side of my tire.

So now the 30 seconds I was going to save going around the dude will turn into a couple of hours while I get my tire replaced. Plus the cash I'm gonna have to drop on the replacement tire.

So remember kids: Patience is a fucking virtue.
 
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fly said:
Good driving by endangering your son's life.

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH KILLING KIDS IS FUN
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my dad once said "put your kid in a car seat and get into a car wreck, it'll toughen that pussy up"
 
why_ask_why said:
I'll bet a monkey would have made that passing maneuver unscathed :fly:
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Odly enough we were close to the zoo at the time. I should have stopped off and asked one to change the tire since they have FUCKING OPPOSABLE THUMBS and KNOW HOW TO USE TOOLS.
 
my father once said, and this is a direct quote: "You should never drive drunk until you've done it for 4 months"
 
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