Dear Mr Nev,
But I pay John good money for the abuse he gives me..... and I thought I was in the gaggle, but if need be, I'll stop with Woo and join now.
Clearly the voices are only in your head, barring you actually read the very helpful suggestions laid out in my previous reply. Seek help or enlist the help of a tinfoil hat. I guess if that doesn't help, side your house with tin foil, turn off all the lights and wait for the scary little green men with voices to arrive.
Yes, my wife is hot.
We might be plinking tonight, but I'm not sure. The kids, ya know?
She doesn't like you anymore.
Kindest and best regards,