Hawt Who's ready to be ruptured?

Is he involved in this retardation? :waw:
with his gnarly religious powers can he hot tub time machine me back to 1986 in my circa body/mind so I can have a 3 some with carol and joanna seaver? brb
 
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Stolen from someone else but funny.

"Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town."
 
I'm ready. Guns, ammo, mres, and water stocked up. Jesus ain't taking me without a fight.

Yes, yes you are ready. Seriously I will come by and pick you up and we can make our way to Chikken's. His secret bunker is the shizz
 
I have next week off. I'm gonna be a lootin' sonofabitch if suddenly there are practically no people on the planet