whoops, I might have just cost my parents $150

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crazymike

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Our dog has been sick for a few days. Puking, had the runs this morning and shat on the rug. (I tried to put off cleaning it up until my mom got home, but the smell was unbearable).

Anyways, we were upstairs and talking about taking him to the vet but we decided he was getting better. But then I let out a very silent but deadly fart. Everyone noticed this awful smell, so I blamed it on the dog. Now my mom is convinced he needs to go to the vet :p

I hope she doesn't make me take him.
 
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crazymike

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why_ask_why said:
what'd you feed it that was out of the norm?

he might have got into the garbage, or he might just be sick. His nose is dry and warm. And he's rather dopey lately.
 
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crazymike

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All my animals are broken right now

my fish died this winter.



My horse is all stiff and walking funny.

And my dogs ass is leaking like a siev
 
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crazymike

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why_ask_why said:
he ate your mom's seditives in other words:p

yeah, and they were her last ones.

SHIT, here she comes with the frying pan again!
 
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Kander77

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I have to get a root canal. Thats going to cost a billion dollars. :mad: :(
 
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crazymike

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Kander77 said:
I have to get a root canal. Thats going to cost a billion dollars. :mad: :(

I'm going to take whatever pills the vet gives to my dog in order to cure my farting.