Who would win in a bare-knuckle boxing match...

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yeah but did they teach him to fight??

I doubt he got anything but an ass whoopin from them, but certainly some of their toughness had to rub off on him
or not

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I doubt he got anything but an ass whoopin from them, but certainly some of their toughness had to rub off on him
or not

Well his lips and bunghole have pretty tough callouses

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Pics for reference:

Wil:

Kip:

(Thats him on the right)

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Kip looks like a dirty fighter, Wil looks like a slap fighter

 

[fly]

Kip looks like a child molester, Wil looks like his nephew

I say both walk out together. holding hands. no longer virgins.

 

[Millions]

Kip looks like a dirty fighter, Wil looks like a slap fighter

Hmm. Well...Kip DOES have trouble taking a slap.

 

[tre]

i doubt either of them know how to make a fist.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i doubt either of them know how to make a fist.

They could slap fight
A slap can be deadly

 

[tre]

They could slap fight
A slap can be deadly

i just picture them both curled in a ball on the floor

 

[smileynev]

WIL WOULD ROCK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

WIL WOULD ROCK HIS ASS!!!!!!!!

The majority disagrees with you sir
Plz back up your statement

 

[smileynev]

The majority disagrees with you sir
Plz back up your statement

He was trained in hand to hand combat at the academy. Plus, he has nanobots. Nanobots that could destroy the crust on Kip's ass in a heartbeat if he wished it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

He was trained in hand to hand combat at the academy. Plus, he has nanobots. Nanobots that could destroy the crust on Kip's ass in a heartbeat if he wished it.

Its a cage match, no nanobots or ligers allowed in the cage

 

[smileynev]

Its a cage match, no nanobots or ligers allowed in the cage

How do you keep nanobots out of the cage?

Okay, assuming that you do somehow, how does Kip overcome years of combat training from Wil? Huh?

 

[Sp`ange]

Kip

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How do you keep nanobots out of the cage?

Okay, assuming that you do somehow, how does Kip overcome years of combat training from Wil? Huh?

Kip has the power of his Rex-kwon-do training on his side

 

[smileynev]

Kip has the power of his Rex-kwon-do training on his side

Wil has a huge wang

 

[tre]

kip has mustache powars

 

[bast_imret]

I think they would have an orgy with Tribbles.

 

[smileynev]

I think they would have an orgy with Tribbles.

Imagine the mess. I hear tribble's splooge is measure in gallons.