So I'm on another one of my work trips this time to DC. In my hotel room on the computer desk is there is a small jar of candy. Now it doesn't bother me when they put a mint on your pillow but a small jar of random candy in a hotel somewhat does. I'm curious if I partake I will become a victim of some past guest’s evil plot? Will I taste the bitter piss of a disgruntle maid? Will I eat the pineapple coconut chew and awake from the Matrix? Or will it be the sweet taste of plain old candy. Is it some good deed or an excellently planned prank similar to leaving dead fish hidden in drawers and under the bed? Should I eat it or should it stay untouched for the next victim of the "Candy Guessing Game"