Who wants some candy?

[Floptical]

So I'm on another one of my work trips this time to DC. In my hotel room on the computer desk is there is a small jar of candy. Now it doesn't bother me when they put a mint on your pillow but a small jar of random candy in a hotel somewhat does. I'm curious if I partake I will become a victim of some past guest’s evil plot? Will I taste the bitter piss of a disgruntle maid? Will I eat the pineapple coconut chew and awake from the Matrix? Or will it be the sweet taste of plain old candy. Is it some good deed or an excellently planned prank similar to leaving dead fish hidden in drawers and under the bed? Should I eat it or should it stay untouched for the next victim of the "Candy Guessing Game"

 

[b_sinning]

It's a trap! They will bill you for any candy you eat.

 

[Floptical]

It's a trap! They will bill you for any candy you eat.

Good thought I never would have expected that angle.

 

[plot]

The most likely scenerio is an old couple visiting DC before they died last occupied the room you are now staying in, and in all the excitement of finally seeing everything DC has to offer, they forgot their candy dish that they take everywhere with them becuase, well, old people need to have a candy dish around to make it feel like home.

In other words, it's 30 year old hard candy left by the previous guests in your room.

 

[plot]

Either that or they leave it there so you can get the taste of hookers and booz out of your mouth in the morning.

 

[fly]

 

[eileenbunny]

wtf, you are in DC and you don't bother to tell anyone? How long are you there? Do you want to meet some fun people and drink?

 

[Penis Envy]

I say you stick each one up your anus and put it back in the jar..


surprise for the next guest

 

[JAXvillain]

It's a trap! They will bill you for any candy you eat.

that was my first thought too

I was going to ask you what game that was from eons ago but the image name solved that puzzle...are you actually playing it?

 

[fly]

Nah, but I remember when that coin-op game came out. OMG it was the coolest...

 

[fly]

You guys know what would be funny? If shawndavid made this thread...

 

[JAXvillain]

You guys know what would be funny? If shawndavid made this thread...

ohhhh man

 

[Floptical]

wtf, you are in DC and you don't bother to tell anyone? How long are you there? Do you want to meet some fun people and drink?

I didn't plan on being here it was a quick 1 day stop for a job. I'm heading back now. Next time I will let you guys know before hand.

 

[water]

You guys know what would be funny? If shawndavid made this thread...

That'd be funny like , not funny like .