FYI Who wants a free squirt?

[Wessels]

I think that's the exact opposite of free.

free shirt pal, i'm not going to pay to ship

 

[my little brony]

It won't cost you that much to ship it!

 

[Casper]

I'd call it marketing. Free items that you pay inflated handling charges for are all over late night telly.

Handling means Wes is gonna jizz on it.

 

[Wessels]

It won't cost you that much to ship it!

someone missed the handling part.. i've got to buy bags, labels, drive to the post office... SPEND SOME OF THE PRECIOUS TIME OF MY DAYS!!!

edit: and my semen is pricey stuff

 

[my little brony]

then why does rollout's mom get so much of it for free?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

then why does rollout's mom get so much of it for free?

She does all the work to extract it

 

[Wessels]

its hard work

 

[APRIL]

Best thread of the week.