Who Here Does Not Have a Pet or Pets?

Serious.

He was in a restaurant. I was with my mom. We didn't like attack him like other people, we just casually asked if we could get an autograph. Actually, I asked, because I loved him, and my mom hates black people.

He was very annoyed and asked "where your paper, kid?!"

A hostess gave him a piece of paper and he signed it. It looked like shit.

I went home and burnt it in a voodoo ritual.





Or....just threw it away.
would you like reparations?