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The marketing for it is on point. I knew what it was as soon as I saw it. They use sea salt too which really gave it a nice flavor.
Sea salt has bits of fish and krill and other animal stuff in it you know.
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The marketing for it is on point. I knew what it was as soon as I saw it. They use sea salt too which really gave it a nice flavor.
I remember when I learned condoms float.Seeing as most people use the flush function on toilets it was almost certainly whoever was in there just before me.
Maybe a sicko employee.
Or maybe Richard Gere.
Might want to check the profit/loss statement on gerbils.
Also pee and shit.Sea salt has bits of fish and krill and other animal stuff in it you know.
I remember when I learned condoms float.
You wouldn't say that if you say the shit I was producing last week with that stomach bug. I messed up a lot of undies.Yeah but those are natural.
My mom was cleaning my room with me one day and we found a playboy. She just laughed at me and put it back. I had a great childhood. My parents understood life.The first time Mom found a condom in my stuff I told her some kids at school were blowing them up like balloons and batting them around for a joke. At the time I thought my story was pretty convincing but after I got some more life experience under my belt I'm pretty sure it wasn't.
My dad always told me rubbers just get in the way. And my great uncle said rubbers help you last longer but you don't have to use them if you just rub equal parts orajel and Vaseline on the head of your dick. Takes the feeling away so you can last longer. He was a great man.my mom walked in on my first time and to this day loses her shit if I make jokes about it
she forced dad to talk to me because, the conservative woman she is, she couldn't do it. dad said something along the lines of "you usin protection? good shit. don't want to have a kid, that'd really fuck you up. anyway, keep it up. don't be dumb."
My dad always told me rubbers just get in the way. And my great uncle said rubbers help you last longer but you don't have to use them if you just rub equal parts orajel and Vaseline on the head of your dick. Takes the feeling away so you can last longer. He was a great man.
My mom was cleaning my room with me one day and we found a playboy. She just laughed at me and put it back. I had a great childhood. My parents understood life.
Teenagers hoping to trigger some geezer.Seeing as most people use the flush function on toilets it was almost certainly whoever was in there just before me.
Maybe a sicko employee.
Or maybe Richard Gere.
Might want to check the profit/loss statement on gerbils.
I'm gonna name her Dolly.
"Coat of many colors"