make them an offer they cant refuseBut... But... I don't have any three day weekends coming up. WHAT DO I DO?
How many dogs to change a lightbulb
Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Wiener dog
: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
TIBETAN TERRIER
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover….
POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
GREYHOUND:
it isn't moving. Who cares?
YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
SCHNAUZER:
Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
Shitzu
Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.
I just copied it now
Just piecing life together minute by minute huh?
life dear dear dear life
always in pieces will be
cupboards and drawers
How many dogs to change a lightbulb
Golden Retriever
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
BORDER COLLIE:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Wiener dog
: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?
TIBETAN TERRIER
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy!
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
Poodle
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
German Shepherd:
I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark , checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.
COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
DOBERMAN:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark……
CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover….
POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there….
GREYHOUND:
it isn't moving. Who cares?
YORKSHIRE TERRIER:
I'm over qualified, have the boxer do it!
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle..
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?
HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z…z
SCHNAUZER:
Bark bark bark. Mom, the lightbulb is out…bark bark bark bark…MOM! I said the lightbulb is out! Bark bark bark bark bark…MOM!!! WHAT PART OF THAT DIDN'T YOU HEAR? I MEAN HELLO????
Shitzu
Who me change a light bulb? We are royal decedents and we have staff to do that for us.
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