GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs-Pt II

[HipHugHer]

 

[definitely]

you think blasting harsh noise music into a phone mic would be powerful enough to cause pain on the other end? getting rather tired of scam callers. asking for more information and then putting the phone down and walking away doesn't bring me enough joy anymore.

 

[nukes]

you think blasting harsh noise music into a phone mic would be powerful enough to cause pain on the other end? getting rather tired of scam callers. asking for more information and then putting the phone down and walking away doesn't bring me enough joy anymore.

Say yes til they hang up.

 

[definitely]

i've gotten fond of pretending i have my credit card in front of me then very slowly listing out random numbers until they hang up...not enough sadism there though

 

[wetwillie]

I talk Soooooooo dirty to them. I usually open with an inquiry into whether they like to toss salad . . .

 

[nukes]

I talk Soooooooo dirty to them. I usually open with an inquiry into whether they like to toss salad . . .

I climaxed with one once. She thought it was funny.

 

[Ledboots]

you think blasting harsh noise music into a phone mic would be powerful enough to cause pain on the other end? getting rather tired of scam callers. asking for more information and then putting the phone down and walking away doesn't bring me enough joy anymore.

My dad used to bang a pot with a spoon into the phone for sales calls. Until a friend of mine called right after a spam call...

 

[nukes]

Rape whistle

 

[wetwillie]

I'm gonna have to try a UF style response .
"NO U"
could you repeat that?
"BURNT!"
are you interested in our offer?
"GO hide and fuck yourself!!!"

 

[HipHugHer]

You're a recording artist, man. Surely you can loop some good horror movie screams or dirty talking porno audio or something.

 

[wetwillie]

ugg. boss took us out for Mexican for lunch. Not sure I have done a productive thing since. Not sure I've heard the copier in the last 2 hours. Hoping I can fake it for another 6 minutes.

 

[Strings]

I talk Soooooooo dirty to them. I usually open with an inquiry into whether they like to toss salad . . .

I never would have guessed, Eddie.

 

[Darth Handsome]

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I have that bass

 

[Strings]

It's date night and the grocery shopping is done. If I needed Viagra now would be the time to take it.

 

[nukes]

It's date night and the grocery shopping is done. If I needed Viagra now would be the time to take it.

Cialis lasts 3 days.

I've been told.

 

[Strings]

Cialis lasts 3 days.

I've been told.

36 hours.

 

[Strings]

I've been told.

 

[nukes]

 

[Strings]

Geeee I hope Eddie spins us one of his lurid tales.

 

[nukes]

Geeee I hope Eddie spins us one of his lurid tales.

Eddie will be banging his 9th wife hourly on his 100th birthday.