OK so I'm looking around trying to find a good morning thing for in the morning but I'm running out of ideas.
There's this thing what the fuck is it a baby polar bear or something?
It's pretty cute but it doesn't have the broad common appeal of a sunrise or mick jagger or coffee and we've had plenty of sunrises already so I'm trying to keep shit fresh here but I see a dead end coming. I guess that's what separates the real artists from the rest but I guess I'm just looking for a little inspiration here.
I'd pay thousands for a genetically altered baby polar bear that could just stay like that for like fifty years. Even 20 years. Even 15 which would put me up to about 68 years old and who knows how much life I would have at that point. I meant to make this about the baby polar bear and not my own mortality, but I failed.
I'm not saying French Canadians are dumb, they were just bred for hundreds of years to do nothing but fur trapping. Put them out in the real world of auto mechanics or cab driving or computer operation and they're like a deer in the headlights. Or a deer killer in the headlights, so to speak.
I saw a Crosby Stills and Nash with no Young in 1987 three nights in a row that's what kind of superfan I am. The show didn't deviate, to the point where even the rhetoric was canned in between songs which disappointed me a little bit. But the music didn't disappoint me at all. Back in 1987 even with David's crack habit they sounded like angels.