So one of our chickens is nearing a hospice phase it seems what with large tumors and all so we've been spoiling her and having her live in the lap of luxury which yes, means having free run of a bathroom.
Here's your opportunity for all you classist types to feel good about yourselves through the ridicule of others by demeaning a wonderful creature and loyal friend as being beneath you while you too shit in a bathroom.
I would say eat shit and die but as has been proven time and again there are no adverse effects and indeed some positive effects to be had from eating shit, either your own or that of a healthy person.
So maybe just slip and fall in the immediate vicinity of a well placed noose, eh.