GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

HipHugHer

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Man I want some gumbo now. Love love Cajun food.
Old lady calls me from sons house, wants to have a good dinner going for them when they get home, so she starts telling me what all stuff they got in the fridge and cabinets and stuff am I'm like "you ain't too far away from gumbo!".
So I text her some shit about it and now I want some too.
 

HipHugHer

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So instead of her flying back now I'm driving up to Nashville on Sunday to pick up her and my new dog.
Sons girlfriends dad is gonna live in their basement while undergoing chemo treatment and stuff and can't really take care of himself right let alone his little dog.
I had no intention of picking up another dog of any kind right now let alone some little foofoo ankle biter thing but, soft hearts being what they are, say hi to Benji. He can have a nice home here and live out his days and I'm cool with that. I think we'll end up getting along pretty good. I need to pick up a neon tank top and a rainbow flag to wear when we go for walks.

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Supposed to be some kind of expensive dog I don't know what but I'll make a working class hero out of him soon enough.
 

HipHugHer

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A few months ago when her little cousin was staying with us (same one that told me what all those slytherin symbols on my backpack were, I had no idea) I found the movie Benji on a streaming app and told them all about how great it was and we were all going to hang out with some snacks and stuff and watch Benji.
Not having seen it since I was a kid I did not remember like 2/3 of the movie is just soundtrack with slow motion footage of a dog running. Like maybe a minute and a half of something happening, then 3 minutes of slow running dog.
I still like it though.
 

HipHugHer

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The old lady sent me those pics and I'm like huh, he has a tan head and a gray body.

She says no he's silver.

I'm like eh, grey, silver, 6 of one half dozen of the other.

She says no he's not gray he's silver.

So just so you know Benji is silver, not gray. Don't fuck that up.
I backed out of that one before she found another word for tan.
 
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The old lady sent me those pics and I'm like huh, he has a tan head and a gray body.

She says no he's silver.

I'm like eh, grey, silver, 6 of one half dozen of the other.

She says no he's not gray he's silver.

So just so you know Benji is silver, not gray. Don't fuck that up.
I backed out of that one before she found another word for tan.

Burlap
 
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HipHugHer

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Burlap is tan
So are guinea sacks. They're made of burlap.
That dogs head ain't really that color though. Maybe something more like a 7B or 8C in Revlon colors.

Yes, I know about that stuff, as much as it shames me.
 

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Looks like peeps changed their names but I assume Mr Argue is Assa, he & Hips & Wicks are the only ones I really missed
 
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