GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III
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It ain't just because you fell down but because there's shooting pains all down your legs 2 days later and you are kinda fragile in general.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Okay okay
If it’s still as painful tomorrow I’ll call my bone doctor. He’ll X Ray and Dx me for free.
If it’s still as painful tomorrow I’ll call my bone doctor. He’ll X Ray and Dx me for free.
We're emotionally invested in your life now, Immi. Do it for us!!!!
As seen on craiglist(serious) connections - hey, I was bored!
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No ... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of teh (sic) stench by waving 2 loafs of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime!
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, "Was that you?" You quickly replied "No ... Wasn't me!" You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of teh (sic) stench by waving 2 loafs of ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up sometime!
Just got back from a road trip. Total travel time - 15 minutes.
Just got back from a road trip. Total travel time - 15 minutes.
Used the warp drive, Eddie?
6 mile round trip to post office. Mailed the ex-boss my key(forgot it on my keyring) - used one of MY business envelopes. Emailed with my bestie there - she misses me. Ditto
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Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
The new Harbor Freight coupon book came today.
Tools so cheap, it could cost you your life.
Tools so cheap, it could cost you your life.
Got their filthy rag yesterday. Waste of space in the recycling bin I say.
I buy stuff there that I know I'm going to lend out. Everyone learns a lesson this way.