GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

wetwille

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You don't need an internet for that. There's nothing new under the sun.
Nobody walks away when big animals are banging. Saw a brown bear humping a female polar bear at the zoo. Moms with strollers 10 deep, dads staring in jaw-dropped wonder. Brown bear had all four off the ground and was making noise like his nutz were being twisted - in a good way.
Same at country fairs - everybody wants to see what pig-fuckin is all about.
 
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Nobody walks away when big animals are banging. Saw a brown bear humping a female polar bear at the zoo. Moms with strollers 10 deep, dads staring in jaw-dropped wonder. Brown bear had all four off the ground and was making noise like his nutz were being twisted - in a good way.
Same at country fairs - everybody wants to see what pig-fuckin is all about.
You missed the point, Eddie, this wasn't animals fucking other animals.

Well I take that back, it was, but not species you'd normally expect to get together.
 
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So I'm back at 1st Wok. Schenerah so wih fly lice an sree esra eh roh an eh rah soo.
I love these folks.
If I ever leave my old lady (unlikely unless forced) I'm gonna marry one of these little China girls.
Yeah, I'm a tit man but I'm willing to compromise.
 
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wetwille

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In related sickness . .
I've been giving glassworking lessons to a gay dude(funny mother fucker). I gave him a piece of glass, he says "I'll put my piece underneath yours".
I deadpanned, "long as I'm on top." We laughed like fuck.
 
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wetwille

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So I'm back at 1st Wok. Schenerah so wih fly lice an sree esra eh roh an eh rah soo.
I love these folks.
If I ever leave my old lady (unlikely unless forced) I'm gonna marry one of these little China girls.
Yeah, I'm a tit man but I'm willing to compromise.
Some cuties at the place the boss takes us to. Ah sew.
Makes me want to break out the pecker steak.
 

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I got jury duty today. I hope I get picked. It is everyone's civic duty and everyone should want to be chosen.
As long as they have the capacity to employ some common sense and good “judgment” and aren’t fuckin morons. I wouldn’t want the tweaker down the street to serve on anyone’s jury.

Good on you for being so civic-minded.
 

wetwille

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I'd like to be picked so I can vote not guilty no matter what. The American prison system can fuck right off.
Sometimes I have to go to Court to get papers signed by a Judge. If Court is in session you sit in the Courtroom near the front, flash your paper like a gang sign to the Judge's Clerk. At some lull they will call you up. Anyway, the defendant was testifying "I was rubbing lotion on her back and suddenly my penis was in her." "She" was 12. So really, you'd vote not guilty?
 

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I'd like to be picked so I can vote not guilty no matter what. The American prison system can fuck right off.
he's right,.. fuck most of what it stands for! the wealthy can afford trial while the poor get reamed into "prisons for profit".
if the system was more balanced our political system wouldn't be so dirty!

arrest the prosecution