GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

[Immigrant]

Just now fixin to start that process.
Considering breaking down and going to work for a big evil corporation that has stuff like 401k's and health insurance and possibility of transfer to another town/state.
Could get out of the shithole formerly known as Austin and have a job waiting somewhere sane that way.

Come to Oregon, brosheim. We’ll make you sane AF here.

 

[Strings]

Just now fixin to start that process.
Considering breaking down and going to work for a big evil corporation that has stuff like 401k's and health insurance and possibility of transfer to another town/state.
Could get out of the shithole formerly known as Austin and have a job waiting somewhere sane that way.

Come to Philly.
We're not sane either but in a different way.
Fat, drunk and stupid is a religion here.

 

[HipHugHer]

Come to Philly.
We're not sane either but in a different way.
Fat, drunk and stupid is a religion here.

I'd make a fine Philadelphian then.

 

[wetwillie]

@Frau Blugher

@nukes

@Lambie

For a second my brain dumbzed and thought you had typed "Report" after that. Like "report in". Morning immi!

 

[Jehannum]

@Frau Blugher

@nukes

@Lambie

 

[definitely]

started full-time. not that i've really left the company since may. but i'm now managing someone and interviewing/recruiting for our summer interns. life is fun.

 

[OOD]

started full-time. not that i've really left the company since may. but i'm now managing someone and interviewing/recruiting for our summer interns. life is fun.

I'm still a bum. But hey, I can swoon old ladies pretty good now, so I got that going for me.

 

[Strings]

 

[Petunia]

*unblocks thread*

 

[Strings]

*unblocks thread*

 

[Petunia]

yaup!


Sent from my Tapacaca bitchezzz

 

[HipHugHer]

Down to one chicken. Grave diggin is hard work. Used to be able to dig a hole deep enough for a man lickety split. Not so much these days. I think global warming has dried out the earth and made it harder to dig in.

 

[Strings]

Down to one chicken. Grave diggin is hard work. Used to be able to dig a hole deep enough for a man lickety split. Not so much these days. I think global warming has dried out the earth and made it harder to dig in.

I suppose old age isn't helping much either there, old man.

 

[Strings]

Down to one chicken. Grave diggin is hard work. Used to be able to dig a hole deep enough for a man lickety split. Not so much these days. I think global warming has dried out the earth and made it harder to dig in.

And sorry about your chicken.

 

[HipHugHer]

I suppose old age isn't helping much either there, old man.

No it's not that it's because the earth has become harder and more difficult to dig in. They keep making print smaller all the time too.

 

[HipHugHer]

Well that sucked. It's a long familiar thing now. Had to look around and pace off so I didn't dig down on another grave but it still sucked.
That's a good thing.
I think she did me a favor letting me know I still got a soft heart under there somewhere.

 

[HipHugHer]

She laid green eggs.
For awhile there we literally had green eggs and ham.
That's awesome.

 

[HipHugHer]

So I've reexamined my life and it's still green-eyed blondes, mostly Scotch, that are my kryptonite. That's held true ever since I was a young man. "Exotic" types are cool and interesting and gorgeous as hell but it's the green-eyed blondes that make me stupid.

 

[HipHugHer]

The real ones where the carpet matches the drapes.

 

[adi]

i like asymmetry