GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

[Strings]

The others would just argue incessantly.

Well I for one, appreciate it, Nukes.

 

[HipHugHer]

This is what happens when your patron for a decade was a commercial artist. At least I learned a few things.

*Matron?

 

[Strings]

Note: I basically knew most of that.
At the very least I knew the album cover was from a real painting.
Real old painting.
From a long long time ago.
Before electricity even.
But Nukes was on a roll. So. Yeah.

 

[nukes]

*Matron?

Right. But the English language doesn't really have a single word for Sugar Momma.

 

[nukes]

She was a big lady. Liked to cook. The permanent picture in my head is of her in front of the stove.
I can't see the stove...

 

[Strings]

She was a big lady. Liked to cook. The permanent picture in my head is of her in front of the stove.
I can't see the stove...

Then how do you know it wasn't the dishwasher?

 

[nukes]

The finished product wasn't wet or soapy.

 

[Strings]

The finished product wasn't wet or soapy.

Ya made me smile, Nukes.
I haven't done that in a bit.

 

[HipHugHer]

She was a big lady. Liked to cook. The permanent picture in my head is of her in front of the stove.
I can't see the stove...

Those are the best.

 

[HipHugHer]

This is pretty cool until the guy starts "singing". So much potential awesome. So much let down.

Fuck that guy.

 

[definitely]

i gotta stop drinking so much but man is it fuckin fun to get in on the raptors finals hype this year. my condo is exactly between the raptors arena and the jays stadium so it's just constant baseball games, basketball game street parties, going to the bar to watch matches, and going to bed at 3am on weeknights before work.

that being said, i can already feel that the liquor hits me harder the next day. 18 and 19 were some prime drinking ages, completely invincible, I figure by 24 i'll be hungover at the drop of a hat.

 

[definitely]

also almost finished the album and got some full time job offers for the new year. a good couple weeks around here so far.

 

[HipHugHer]

i gotta stop drinking so much but man is it fuckin fun to get in on the raptors finals hype this year. my condo is exactly between the raptors arena and the jays stadium so it's just constant baseball games, basketball game street parties, going to the bar to watch matches, and going to bed at 3am on weeknights before work.

that being said, i can already feel that the liquor hits me harder the next day. 18 and 19 were some prime drinking ages, completely invincible, I figure by 24 i'll be hungover at the drop of a hat.

Geez don't burn out early, def. You're an asset to humanity, you need to stick around.
You're not supposed to get a sense of mortality until your age starts with a 3.

And is 2 digits long.

 

[nukes]

Yeah. Don't join the 27 club. Alcohol can be fatal in large enough doses.

 

[HipHugHer]

I bet I could outdrink that little fucker.

 

[HipHugHer]

Just not twice in a row anymore.

 

[HipHugHer]

I couldn't outsmoke any of you guys I'm a weed pussy now what with all the fancycraft strong shit.

 

[Lambie]

i gotta stop drinking so much but man is it fuckin fun to get in on the raptors finals hype this year. my condo is exactly between the raptors arena and the jays stadium so it's just constant baseball games, basketball game street parties, going to the bar to watch matches, and going to bed at 3am on weeknights before work.

that being said, i can already feel that the liquor hits me harder the next day. 18 and 19 were some prime drinking ages, completely invincible, I figure by 24 i'll be hungover at the drop of a hat.

I turned 40 like 5 weeks ago, and I still don't get hung over.

The trick? Never stop drinking.

 

[Lambie]

 

[HipHugHer]

Hey Lambie, smoke a fuckin joint dude. Maybe pop some shrooms or something. At least lay off the bathtub crank and go outside.

I love you man.