GAY Who are the Flatboi Downs - Part III

[HipHugHer]

Still waiting to meet some rednecks who don't think they're too white for this.




Also I want a shirt like daddy Jackson. It looks like angel wings. Gives Porter Wagoner a run for his money on fashion.

 

[HipHugHer]

Maybe someday I'll tell you guys the story aboot the parrot. You wanna see the parrot? Eh.

 

[HipHugHer]

So we were playing this gig one time and this,...

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm gonna wait to give Darth the synopsis until I make the meandering wall of text post aboot it.

 

[HipHugHer]

Can't find my toothpaste so looks like I'm brushing with Blue Curacao again. It's the little pleasures that make life grand.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Goooood morning Hips hows your headache today?

 

[HipHugHer]

Goooood morning Hips hows your headache today?

AMAZING!

 

[definitely]

found a place downtown for the winter. 4 minute walk from the office. this is luxury living.

 

[OOD]

Tastes better than natty and it matches the Christmas decorations.

 

[definitely]

really putting the bar on the floor there.

 

[OOD]

really putting the bar on the floor there.

It's beer. It always tastes better at the bar.

 

[HipHugHer]

Hey you guys the boss is back in town, behave now.

 

[Strings]

He won't regret it. I'm certain.

 

[nukes]

I'm perfect. So no problem here, ever.

 

[Strings]

Guy gets a haircut and loses a few pounds and suddenly he's perfect.

 

[definitely]

i've always said there's no problem that can't be solved with a haircut and shedding a few pounds, so by my math he's solved any problems he may have had. logic checks out. my work here is done.

 

[OOD]

I gained a few pounds and shaved my beard off once. Huge mistake.

 

[nukes]

Sarcasm. Clearly I have more flaws than assets.
But they're FUN flaws.
Enjoy them.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Oh yeah well no one is as funnily flawed as I am

 

[nukes]