While I was in the shower this morning.......

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Grunt

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theacoustician said:
Note to self : get BigDov a Victoria's Secret Gift Cert. for Xmas.
Why are you guys being so mean to BigDov? You'll hurt her feelings :(





*Runs for his life*

:p
 
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Kabn

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ChikkenNoodul said:
Get some lye and a brillo pad and I'm sure that will compensate
i use lye soap.

i like it a lot more than other ones i've used.
 
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Grunt

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BigDov said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Luckily for you, I'm a non-violent kinda guy :D

:heart:
Yeah, I kinda figured you weren't, based on this thread :p

dreamwalker said:
Touché! :lol:

Here, I'll find a place for you to hide...
Sweet :D

It seems I don't need it, but I'll come with you anyway ;)
 
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I once tried to eat some of my sister's 'Strawberry Vanilla Sugar' body scrub in the shower once...it didn't taste as good as it smelled. :(
 

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My wife is an esthetician, so my bathroom is full of smelly soaps and exfoliants. She keeps buying me all these "men's line" stuff, and i keep throwing them away and using zest.
 

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tre said:
My wife is an esthetician, so my bathroom is full of smelly soaps and exfoliants. She keeps buying me all these "men's line" stuff, and i keep throwing them away and using zest.


pfft
a real man uses Lava soap
And not that wussy liquid dispenser crap either
Im talkin the bar, baby.
 

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Drool-Boy said:
pfft
a real man uses Lava soap
And not that wussy liquid dispenser crap either
Im talkin the bar, baby.


Doesn't that scratch your ass when you jam it up there to clean the bunghole??? :confused: Or worse yet, remove your hair due to its abrasive cleaning properties?


:fly:
 
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ieholly

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this reminded me of when i ran out of deodorant once and borrowed my bf's. that was a very bad idea. after than i try to keep at least 2 new bottles on hand in addition to the one i am currently using. live and learn! god this is a boring post.