I bought a big ass king size bed to sleep like a mother fuckin king. Dead straight in the middle like a god damn final boss, yo.
I sleep under the bed between the empty pizza box and dead hooker.
Isn't America great?
Twin bed. I have no "side."
entirely situational. left and away from the door at my place, right and away from the door at her place. we've spent many nights in hotels and then it also varies, sometimes I'm closest to the door sometimes I'm not
no consistency whatsoever