Which Side of the Bed Do You Sleep On?

Which side bitches?

  • Left side

    Votes: 5 45.5%
  • Right Side

    Votes: 3 27.3%
  • In a dusty ficus

    Votes: 2 18.2%
  • I barely make it to the bed. :hi2u:

    Votes: 1 9.1%

  • Total voters
    11

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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So which side do you sleep on? If you're in a relationship does that change? If you are a dude, is it closest to the bedroom door?
:heart:
 

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
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I bought a big ass king size bed to sleep like a mother fuckin king. Dead straight in the middle like a god damn final boss, yo.
 

yoyomellow

Half-staff Member
Apr 12, 2009
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denver, colorado
Whether I'm single or in a relationship I tend to just sleep on one side of the bed, even though I have a queen. It's like I'm afraid of sleeping in the middle or something...:confused:
 

plot

Morning Boehner
Oct 16, 2006
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middle. right side when sharing with someone.

i normally sleep on my back-ish, but tend to lean to the right. if that makes sense.
 

DJBrenton

In Her Majesty's Secret Cervix
Feb 10, 2010
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My preference is to sleep in the middle. With a twin on either side. In practice this means clinging onto the edge of the bed to avoid being pushed out by the wife or the dog.
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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Houston
My preference is to sleep in the middle. With a twin on either side. In practice this means clinging onto the edge of the bed to avoid being pushed out by the wife or the dog.

I read this as a twin (chick) on each side. That's hot, man.
 

Casper

Bobbert Cheapstein
Oct 6, 2009
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Whether I'm single or in a relationship I tend to just sleep on one side of the bed, even though I have a queen. It's like I'm afraid of sleeping in the middle or something...:confused:

And your tits sleep on the other side? It makes sense.