Where is Zen???

I have no idea what this thread is about, and I can't be faffed (thanks you know who) to read it, so I have nothing to say
 
As a Canadian, I must insist that you refer to Celine Dion songs as "French Canadian" or, if you prefer, "crap"

zer's no canada like french canada, it's the zee best canada in zee land, if you lived here for a day you'd understand