Hawt Where is the most interesting place you've done it?

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

NHS biznitch. I can have a lifetime for free.


Which is handy cos after learning how I was conceived I might just need it.

 

[strawberry love]

You should get out more.

When I've got better places to have sex than you, it's not a good thing.

I have hermit tendencies. I'm working on it.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I have hermit tendencies. I'm working on it.

I do as well. Helps to make friends that go out a lot

 

[eileenbunny]

Can I sue eileen for the psychological trauma this thread has inflicted on me?

Nobody told you to visualize.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Nobody told you to visualize.

Now that you mentioned visualizing, she is. It's a natural feature of the human brain.

She's seeing her dad, on top of her moms, thrusting away until her brother opens the door... her mom freezing into position, her dad locking up for an entirely different reason... And then, 9 months later, a little dreadlocked baby was thrust into the world.

 

[DJBrenton]

Now that you mentioned visualizing, she is. It's a natural feature of the human brain.

She's seeing her dad, on top of her moms, thrusting away until her brother opens the door... her mom freezing into position, her dad locking up for an entirely different reason... And then, 9 months later, a little dreadlocked baby was thrust into the world.

Eeew with your missionary shit.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So vanilla

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Now I'm imagining Damon doing my mum

 

[Coqui]

Now I'm imagining Damon doing my mum

So Rollout's your brother?

 

[my little brony]

what, like the back of a volkswagon?

 

[Coqui]

what, like the back of a volkswagon?

Interesting, not uncomfortable.

 

[Petunia]

Now that you mentioned visualizing, she is. It's a natural feature of the human brain.

She's seeing her dad, on top of her moms, thrusting away until her brother opens the door... her mom freezing into position, her dad locking up for an entirely different reason... And then, 9 months later, a little dreadlocked baby was thrust into the world.

Eeew with your missionary shit.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA

 

[CletusJones]

On my balcony, naked midday
in cars
Behind buildings
In a bar at jello wrestling (at the table)
In my office at work, in the computer room at work, in the bathroom at work, on the desk of a SVP in our building.
In the parking lot at work, during biz hours
In the bushes, grant park near Buckingham fountain in Chicago
Inside mammoth cave

 

[Petunia]

On my balcony, naked midday
in cars
Behind buildings
In a bar at jello wrestling (at the table)
In my office at work, in the computer room at work, in the bathroom at work, on the desk of a SVP in our building.
In the parking lot at work, during biz hours
In the bushes, grant park near Buckingham fountain in Chicago
Inside mammoth cave

nice!

 

[5ive]

nowhere

 

[CletusJones]

nowhere

Want to join my virginity pact?

 

[Rollout]

Want to join my virginity pact?

In the direction I'm going, I'll join soon...

 

[CletusJones]

In the direction I'm going, I'll join soon...

If I get you for Xmas exchange I'm sending you a pocket pussy and lube

 

[5ive]

Want to join my virginity pact?

go on...

 

[Duke]

NHS biznitch. I can have a lifetime for free.


Which is handy cos after learning how I was conceived I might just need it.

It must be devastating to learn that the best part of you was originally intended to ruin a pair of sheets.