Where is fly today?

[simple]

Today, fly had big plans for a really big thread - we even talked about how excited we were for it last night in a phone coversation. Today, fly is no where to be seen, does anyone know where he is?

I have been sending him txt messages, and emails:

I'm on my way to work, did you make the thread yet?

Hey man, where are you? get back to me

DUDE MAKE THE THREAD, WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU AT???

Okay dude, I'm gonna call April to see what's up with you today

APRIL ISN'T PICKING UP HER PHONE, YOU AREN'T PICKING UP YOUR PHONE, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MAN, FUCKING ANSWER ME YOU NEED TO MAKE THE FUCKING THREAD

WTF FUCK YUOU

F:UICLKSAJOIU@:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111FAG

Goddamn it, fuck you fly. Today, you were supposed to make the most memorable thread in the history of online forumtry. But instead you decide not to log on, not to return my emails, and not answer my cell phone calls. Fuck you. I needed you today, fly, I needed you and I needed your thread, but you have failed me. And not just me, fly, you failed this forum, this internet, this world, this universe, and this galaxy. Do you understand the importance of what is going on here, fly? This forum is fucking dying. Because of you I am forced to read faggot as threads about bullshit that I could give a fuck about. There is no fly, and there is no thread. I will not stand around here any longer mind my ‘p’s and my ‘q’s I and coming out here and saying that I fucking hate you to death and I hope you die. In fact, I hope the reason you didn’t make the thread today is because you ARE dead.

In hate,

elpmis

where is fly?

 

[Pandora]

awww looks like someone is missing their boyfriend today.

 

[JAXvillain]

I see him on aim but he's away

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[simple]

hi sexah

ball sac sex?

 

[Desslock]

I checked under my desk but he's not there.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

hi sexah

ball sac sex?

Absolutely!

 

[Penis Envy]

jesus that last quote of yours turned ... me.... on... SOOOOO MUCH



take me now Eplmis!! TAKE ME NOW!!!!!!!

shit.. i came already.. nevermind *rolls over and goes to sleep*

 

[simple]

jesus that last quote of yours turned ... me.... on... SOOOOO MUCH



take me now Eplmis!! TAKE ME NOW!!!!!!!

shit.. i came already.. nevermind *rolls over and goes to sleep*

hahahahhahaa

AND YOU WONDER WHY I MUST SLEEP WITH OTHER BOYS TO BE SATISFIED *CRIES*

 

[water]

The universe is bigger than the galaxy, so the universe should've been listed last.

 

[Penis Envy]

hahahahhahaa

AND YOU WONDER WHY I MUST SLEEP WITH OTHER BOYS TO BE SATISFIED *CRIES*

i dont care, i got mine..

 

[simple]

The universe is bigger than the galaxy, so the universe should've been listed last.

yeah I screwed that up

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I noticed Ape is missing today too.
Perhaps they mistook crazy glue for their lube and fly has his cock stuck in her ass?

 

[simple]

I noticed Ape is missing today too.
Perhaps they mistook crazy glue for their lube and fly has his cock stuck in her ass?

ahahahahaha

 

[Valve1138]

In my trunk

 

[Penis Envy]

ahahahahaha

dont laugh that shit hurts!!!

 

[water]

dont laugh that shit hurts!!!

Refilling someone's lube tube with CrazyGlue would be a hiliarious and victimless practical joke.

 

[JJ Lady]

I needed you today, fly, I needed you and I needed your cock, but you have failed me.

fixt

 

[fly]

 

[APRIL]

I haven't been on all week.