Where in the heck is my english muffin

[Coqui]

I had a drive by muffing one. It was glorious

 

[JAXvillain]

Screw muffins, where the heck did I leave that bagel?

 

[tre]

Screw muffins, where the heck did I leave that bagel?

on your dick?

 

[CletusJones]

on your dick?

You're mixing up bagels and Cheerios again; the bagel would've fallen off right away.

 

[JAXvillain]

Cheerios? Bitch, please. I could hang a needle on this thing.

 

[CletusJones]

Cheerios? Bitch, please. I could hang a needle on this thing.

Shit, I've seen clits bigger than that

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Shit, I've seen clits bigger than that

You also saw that female wrestler's sex tape? China, right?

 

[Floptical]

I'm still very disappointed in the amount of PM's I've received from a certain person. I would drop them from my xmas card list but since they completely fucked up the list last year to where I didn't get any what's the point.

 

[my little brony]

the one I sent you got sent all the way back to kabul and I kept it on my desk because we have the same last name and I told them you were my brother