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[my little brony]

welcome to mah world.

guess I don't have to ask what your butt smells like today

 

[Coqui]

I got some unexpected diarrhea today, so I thought I'd make light of it.

When does one receive expected diarrhea?

 

[Petunia]

When does one receive expected diarrhea?

I am surprised when i DONT have the chorro

 

[APRIL]

When does one receive expected diarrhea?

When you eat raw chicken like kiki does.

 

[Duke]

When does one receive expected diarrhea?

sometime immediately after downing the first 12 pack of Natty Lite

 

[eileenbunny]

So was it a shart or full pants load?

 

[Amstel]

When does one receive expected diarrhea?

about 20 minutes after your 1st cup of your 2nd pot of coffee.

 

[Casper]

about 20 minutes after your 1st cup of your 2nd pot of coffee.

a.k.a 9:15.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

sometime immediately after downing the first 12 pack of Natty Lite

Try 38-ish Busch Lites, and a few hours of BBQ.

 

[plot]

38 busch lites?


who the fuck buys busch lite, much less 38 of them? it was diarrhea coming out only because it was diarrhea going in.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They were free, and I was already drunk.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

is there such a thing as expected diarrhea?

Of course. Come with me the Chevy's.

 

[Applesauce]

lol thred

 

[Josh]

I had the worst stomach virus in my life this last summer. I was puking and had baaaaad liquid diarrhea every 20 minutes for three days. It was fucking horrible. I couldn't even keep water down. I didn't want to touch, see, or eat food for a week afterwards. I had to go to the ER twice because of it (first time wasn't diagnosed correctly, 2nd time they gave me a bag or two of IV fluids and some anti-nausea meds). It took me days to clean up the bathroom I don't ever want to be that sick again.

 

[fly]

I had the worst stomach virus in my life this last summer. I was puking and had baaaaad liquid diarrhea every 20 minutes for three days. It was fucking horrible. I couldn't even keep water down. I didn't want to touch, see, or eat food for a week afterwards. I had to go to the ER twice because of it (first time wasn't diagnosed correctly, 2nd time they gave me a bag or two of IV fluids and some anti-nausea meds). It took me days to clean up the bathroom I don't ever want to be that sick again.

uke:

 

[Josh]

I imagine those "cleansing" diets are the same thing. I can't see why any sane person would do that.

 

[Casper]

To be clean.

 

[Amstel]

To be clean.

out of guilt.

Lol, It's because they're guilt ridden about eating a tub of Ben and Jerry's and some whackjob with a 4am infomercial guilted them into some trendy diet book with countless never ending 'supplements' all of which you'll pay for.

sample whackjob:

also, to find that jem of a wackjob I gi'd 'colon cleanse'. if you plan on holding any food down over the weekend, I'd recommend NOT doing that. If you need to diet, knock your socks off. In a few minutes I'm packing up my fridge and giving it to the family across the street so they can enjoy if before it spoils.

 

[Casper]

Cleansing is pretty silly if you ask me.

 

[Amstel]

agreed.