Tampa When life sends you a sign, run it over

Was it a municipality or bigger city?

Little towns around here are crazy about tickets. If you drive around at 2am youll prolly end up being tailgated by the local PD waiting for you to make ONE MISTAKE. Then right when you are about to go across county line they pull you over and make you do the drunk walk.
 
Was in a similar situation in Australia years ago. Out with a girl, decided to swing the back end out around a corner. Cop saw it and pulled me over. Feeling cocky because I'm with a girl I like, I decided to try a line a family friend told me. Cop comes up to the window and I say "G'day mate, you selling tickets to the police ball?". Now this could have just given him a reason to fuck with me, and the look on his face made it seem he was about to do just that, but the he said "No.. We don't have balls....". After a a couple of seconds and the look on my face, it dawns on him what he just said. He laughed and told me it was a good one, then gave me a stern look and told me to drive properly and then left.
 
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